I promise I'll shut up about UK politics soon, but not a day goes by without another Tory scandal and today the invoice for Boris Johnson's £200,000 No. 11 renovations leaked, and while it reveals there were some fascinating choices made (like £500 for a table cloth, £7,000 for a rug, £6,000 for a lamp, £3,675 for a trolley, all while Boris's government has plunged the country into poverty), some of you may not know what these renovations look like and...
well...
Yet another crime exposed
OH DEAR GOD
Hideous doesn’t begin to cover it. Just like merkin von bankrupt and melanomia, bojo, his girlfriend (the one we know about, that is), and the “decorator” they hired are all utterly tasteless, have no style, and no class.